1. “If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up” said the sarcastic teacher.After a long silence, one freshman rose to his feet.”Now then mister, why do you consider yourself an idiot?” enquired the teacher with a sneer.”Well, actually I don’t,” said the student, “but I hate to see you standing up there all by yourself.”

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